So this morning I came into work, checked my email to find this from my girlfriends husband. It read:
This should be your motto....
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
Thanks Lan HAHA!
I wrote back, "Oh it is!"